||[Aug. 16th, 2007|07:39 pm]
Cult of Claire
When reading the newspaper this morning, I had a light-bulb idea. Although there are horoscopes and manners advice, there is no scatology column (the study of feces, for those of you not in the know)! And what a travesty this is! Claire, I suggest you suggest to your university's paper that they start up a scatology advice column, so you can help fixing the pooping woes of those around you.
A sample, if I may:
Yesterday evening when I was taking a poo, I looked in the bowl and realized my feces had a slight green tint to it. Should I be worried? Am I normal?? Does this happen to everybody??
Love, Tense in Takoma Park
Poops are just like the people you encounter at a Metro station- they come in many different shapes, sizes, and colors!
Green poop may actually be a good thing. People whose diets are full of leafy green vegetables experience a green tint to their poop. Don't let green poo deter you from eating that spinach, Popeye!
Just a thought...