||[Aug. 10th, 2007|11:33 pm]
Cult of Claire
i ate $40 tapas - fuck that shit.
they weren't even good!
and it was like one egg on a plate!
i even got in a figh over the bill - it was toootally lame!
when i got home i was pretty grumpy.
i felt a little off but i thought it was just cuz i was SO pissed!
but then i felt the URGE.
you know, the urge.
yes, THAT one.
i went upstairs and pooped
for a solid half an hour.
i pooped so much that i made a poop mountain that rose above the toilet water!
a poop ISLAND!
this has never happeed to me before
so i thought it was noteworthy.
damn expensive jaleo and their diarrhea-inducing foods of death.
i made noises like i was having a baby!
tears were streaming.
it was the best and worst pooping experience ever.