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poop island [Aug. 10th, 2007|11:33 pm]
Cult of Claire

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i ate $40 tapas - fuck that shit.
they weren't even good!
and it was like one egg on a plate!
i even got in a figh over the bill - it was toootally lame!
when i got home i was pretty grumpy.
i felt a little off but i thought it was just cuz i was SO pissed!
but then i felt the URGE.
you know, the urge.
yes, THAT one.
i went upstairs and pooped
for a solid half an hour.
i pooped so much that i made a poop mountain that rose above the toilet water!
a poop ISLAND!
this has never happeed to me before
so i thought it was noteworthy.
damn expensive jaleo and their diarrhea-inducing foods of death.
i made noises like i was having a baby!
tears were streaming.
it was the best and worst pooping experience ever.

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[User Picture]From: hyun
2007-08-11 07:37 am (UTC)
Your large intestine possesses power like no other!

What kind of atrocious establishment charges that much for tapas. I say that the next time you feel the great urge, you collect your fecal matter, dump it in a paper bag, light if on fire, and leave it at their doorstep.

I suggest double-bagging it.

Forever striving to right the Claire's wrongs,

A.K.
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[User Picture]From: fly_inmysoup
2007-08-11 06:58 pm (UTC)

What did you name your island?

Did you make sand castles with your island?
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[User Picture]From: electricelipses
2007-08-12 04:16 am (UTC)

Re: What did you name your island?

puupulaiki
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