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[Sep. 28th, 2006|08:53 pm]
Cult of Claire
cultofclaire
[iamgreenfairy]
I was divinely inspired and wrote a hymn to Claire:

Claire, whose eyes are blue as freshly cleaned toilet bowls
Whose skin is as fair as that porcelain throne
Upon which Your sacred bum rests,
And whose bodily functions are as pure as a virgin Bodhisattva’s;
Some divine artifact, your poop seems to us
For the anatomy from whence it comes is holy.
We do homage to you, oh Peerless Pooper
And bask in Your scatological superiority
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